Dodge the Dumps: Poop Picasso

You’re broke, you live in an attic, and the landlord wants a portrait of his cat. You can’t afford paint. You can afford a carrot.

HOW IT WORKS

Eat. Every food is a color. Carrot is orange, corn is yellow, beets are red, squid ink is black.

Digest. Give it a few seconds.

Squat over the PAINT bucket. Or turn on Seated mode and hold a button.

Grab a handful, drop it in a palette well and mix. Colors blend like real paint.

Paint with the brush. Or throw it at the canvas.

Ring the bell twice. The critics come in.

THREE CRITICS

Prof. Thistlewaite-Blunt of the Journal of Difficult Art. Kaydence Vibe, 2.1M followers. Walt Grubb, 41 years at The Daily Ledger. They look at the painting you made and review that one. A cat portrait should look like a cat.

If they’re mean, press Paint the Critic. They come around fast.

THREE COMMISSIONS, THEN MORE

The Garret. The landlord’s cat.

Street Art. A whole alley wall to cheer up.

Gallery Opening. A piece called Abstract Grief.

Today’s Commission is a new job every day. Free Paint has no clock and free food. My Gallery keeps your last 12 paintings and hangs them in your attic.

Spend your fees at the Artist Supply shop. A beret. A gold frame. A cat named Duchess.

Standing or seated. No ads, no account, nothing to buy with real money.

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