Whackemo

Welcome to Whackemo — where the mallet is your weapon, the arena is your playground, and absolutely nothing is off limits.

Spawn up top, grab your weapon, check the leaderboard, customize your look in the mirror, browse instances — then jump through the opening and drop into the arena below. You land armed, DANGEROUS, and ready.

Bonk opponents on the head to shrink them — and watch yourself grow with every hit. Every connection lands with weapon-specific audio, haptic feedback, and cartoon cotton stuffing EXPLODING into the air for everyone to see. Nobody misses a bonk.

Shrink a player all the way down and score 10 points — they’re Out, back up top, and dropping right back in. No waiting. No downtime. Just drop in, ready to go.

Speed rings send you flying. Trees bounce you back and drop loot when you hit them. Towers dare you to climb them. And somewhere overhead a UFO circles unpredictably — dropping loot crates with boosts that let you FLY, SPRINT, or DOUBLE JUMP for a precious few seconds.

And keep your eyes open for the ELUSIVE ACORN. Rare. Valuable. Hiding in the trees and crates. Find it and it’s yours — real in-game currency dropping right into the chaos.

Unlock animals, weapons, headwear, and footwear. Mix and match. Build a look that is entirely yours. NEW CONTENT DROPPING IN REGULAR UPDATES.

16 players per instance. Leaderboard. Block and unblock up top. Smooth, stable, and built for PURE CHAOS.

WHACKEMO. LET THE MALLET MAYHEM BEGIN!