Virtual Virtual Reality

In the near future, what is the purpose of humanity? Activitude, the Virtual Labor System, is here to help. Your artisanal human companionship is still highly sought by AI clients. Strap on your headset. Find your calling.

Pssst. . .

Sure, you could function like a therapy dog to an AI in Bismarck and watch your work ratings climb, but don’t you yearn for something more: adventure, conflict, purpose? Escape behind the scenes of Activitude by putting on VR headsets to jump between realities, or vacuum up the world around you with your Activitude Brand Poly Cleanup Tool! Outrun Chaz, your manager, as he attempts to boot you out PERMANENTLY. Along the way, uncover the deeper story of Activitude’s evolution from VR start-up to the “human purpose provider” it is today.

Features

• 50+ explorable virtual virtual realities
• Edible virtual snacks in the break room
• State of the art whale simulation
• An artichoke screams at you