Touch Grass VR Simulator

Welcome to Touch Grass VR Simulator, the most advanced grass touching simulator ever developed. Tired of sunlight, insects, and social expectations? Experience nature the way it was never meant to be, virtually! Why suffer through pollen, sunburn, and awkward small talk with joggers when you can immerse yourself in perfectly curated artificial scenery, optimized for maximum relaxation. Touch Grass VR Simulator brings the outdoors indoors in a deeply unnecessary way. Feel the wind. Hear the birds. See the grass. All without moving more than five feet. Because going outside is cringe.

TOUCH GRASS

Touch virtual grass meticulously designed to be touched from the safety of your home. Allow the state of the art grass physics to relax you in VR just like real grass does. Touch grass without ever leaving your chair. Get the illusion of movement with absolutely none of the benefits.

BUG FREE EXPERIENCE

No mosquitoes. No ants. No chance of being attacked by geese. Enjoy nature with none of the outdoor threats. (Software bugs may still apply.)

Disclaimer:

Touch Grass VR Simulator is not a suitable replacement for Vitamin D, cardiovascular exercise, or an actual healthy lifestyle. Touch Grass VR Simulator will not fix your posture, your social life, or your fear of going outside. Consult your doctor if symptoms of irony persist for more than five hours. This game will not tan your skin, improve your health, or make you emotionally stable. It’s just grass. In VR.