Rat Simulator

RAT SIMULATOR

You are a rat, and the whole house is yours. Six rooms painted bright for kids, a full basement, and a network of pipes under all of it.

DIVE INTO THE TOILET

Leap into the bowl, drop down the shaft and land in the pipes. A green pad at the bottom whooshes you back up and out.

PIPES EVERYWHERE

Every room has a floor vent that drops into the network. Galvanised, copper, green, blue, rusty and black tunnels join four hubs, three cosy dens and the big rat lounge. Walk up any shaft: a rat climbs.

THE RAT LOUNGE

A sunken den with a couch, a phone for a TV, a disco ball, a snack tray and a big scoreboard. Bring food home to score. Seventeen rat friends loaf and wander the tunnels with you.

THE RAT PARK

Eleven games rooms under the house: basketball, bowling, a laser range, whack-a-mole, a rocket lift, a disco floor, can toss, a bell tower, a cheese vault behind swinging pendulums, a water slide to the splash pool and a cheese maze.

THE CAT

He sleeps by the fire, prowls the ground floor and lurks at whichever vent you are under. Hold the left trigger and you are faster than he is. Bonk him with a ball, tug his tail, steal his kibble. He pounces, he misses, he hisses. Up on a chair you are out of reach.

BUILT FOR COMFORT

Walk on the stick, hold the left trigger for turbo scurry, push into a wall or a pipe to climb with the horizon level. 45-degree snap turning. No accounts, no internet, nothing collected.